Book Reviews

*Fun equals Fungus
By Cindy Bloom
This is a new book that will come out as soon as its done being written. It is written by Cindy Bloom, and she tells all. All about the different kinds of fungus that is. We here at FAKENOOZ highly recommend this book, exspecially for those with fongiphobia-it will help you to understand the ways of fungi.

*How to Speak Teddish
By Buckwheat Germ
2004 Fakepublishers, 5 pages, ,955.89, :) :) :)  
This lovely book is written for people with little or no experience speeking Teddish. I begins with an introduction on how Teddish was created, and then Miss Germ gives step by step instructions on how to speak Teddish. By the end, you’ll be speaking Teddish so well, people will think you were born in teddyland!! Includes a decoding contest thru which you can win millions*! Tash Tuybed! *of donuts

*Macaroni
By Goaty
2004 Fakepublishers, 8 pages, ,378,465,786,378,567,236.25 only!, :) :) :):) 
This beautiful illustrated childrens book is both fun and educational. It tells of a common macaroni’s day from dawn till dusk. A great book for everybody, even adolt’s!!!!!
*FAKENOOZ’s guide to life on earth

By Fakenooz reporters and Myrtle Maroon
2004 Fakepublishers, 7,800 pages, .00, :) :) :) :) :)
In this handy pocket book, you can learn all you need to know about life on the planet most o us call home. From amibas to elephants and macaroni to venemous rabbits, this book gives you a detailed explanation of each life form. It is very well written and sucks you into it so you will read it from cover to cover, and won’t even stop to eat or sleep!

*Colors in your basement
Margret Maloney
2004 Fakepublishers, 7,654 pages, ,654, :) :) :) :) 
This is a phenominal book about the joys of raising a pickle farm. Now for sale at all bookstores

*In
By the people of Dark avenue
2004 Fakepublishers, too many pages to count, $ 7,62,3956.35, :) :) :) :) :)
This book is like a warehouse of fashion records. Telling you what was In from 5000 a.d. till the 21st century. If you love fashion and hate to be seen in reject clothes, you absoloutly need this book!
An exerpt from this book for the latest fashion (till May 34th):
We have just been informed by the people of Dark avenue that the following items are now In: cellophane shirts, ponytail mohawks, tobasco juice, six-inch platform flip-flops, remotes, and puce.

*FAKENOOZ’s kid guide to cleaning:
By Myrtle Maroon
2004 Fakepublishers, 67 pages, $ a months allowance, :) :) :) :)
Another great pocket book, the sequel to FAKENOOZ’s guide to cleaning with a reversable book jacket so your parents can’t identify it. In this book, Myrtle gives you tips on how to clean your room without lifting a finger, how to finish your chores quickly, and not get into trouble.
When legends die…..We thought that this was a great book and encourage you to read it. It was just like our paper, we prove that legends will die. Penny Ojanoja

*Fakenooz’s guide to cooking with pink fungus:
By Myrtle Maroon
2003 Fakepublishers, 1001 pages, $ 132.45, :) :) :)  
If you are running out of yummy, interesting things to cook in a short amount of time, check this book out. From beginning to end, the recipes in this book all call for pink fungus (although not one requires it) and are completely safe to eat

*FAKENOOZ’s guide to cleaning:
By Myrtle Maroon
2003 Fakepublishers, 67 pages, $ 5,673,827.6458, :) :) :) :) :)
In this wonderful, handy-dandy pocket book, Myrtle Maroon explores a whole new world of sparkling, shining, cleanness!!!!! This book tells you just how to vacuum the rug without wrinkling it, handwash dishes without splashing water on the counter, and even how to create your own, instant clean potions! A must buy!!

*FAKENOOZ’s guide to architecture and interior design:
By Myrtle Maroon
2003 Fakepublishers, 4 pages, $ 4,567.00 :) :)   
Myrtle has decided to become an interior designer. This book tells you some great ways to build houses from scratch, from a 3-acre mansion to a log cabin! When you are done building, flip to the second part to learn were to position the bed, and what kitchen flooring to use. Available in 2 separate books if you want!!
The Myrtle Maroon home care series is now avalible as a set for only $ 678!

*Fakedictionary:
2003 Fakepublishers, 2 13/8 pages, $ 7,111,882,569, :) :) :) :)
This dictionary is the nooest useful guide to all the wonderful phrases and words. In the back there is a little room for you top make-up the definitions for Purpuline Gele and itchitis. We highly recommend that you buy it.

*FAKENOOZ’s guide to fake records
2003 Fakepublishers, 703,005,803.987 pages, .00009. :( :( :( :( :(
Everybody loves world record books, so we created our own. However, it is about 703,005,803.987* times better then the normal one. Because it’s made up of fake records, it’s absolutely GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! A must add to your bookshelf.